Manchester United: The Five Weirdest Louis van Gaal Tactics/Decisions

And now for something completely different. Rather than a film review, I thought some fresh content about one of my other interests would change things up a bit. One thing most people know about me is that I supported Manchester United Football Club, and I am greatly anticipating the upcoming season under new manager Jose Mourinho. Whilst looking back at the previous campaigns, which were by in large disappointing, it got me thinking about all the strange occurrences we endured under the management of Louis van Gaal. Off the pitch, van Gaal was known for his amusing quips and on again/off again relationship with the press. The happenings on the pitch were equally up and down, with us winning the FA Cup this year, but failing to qualify for next season's Champions League. I've thought long and hard about the moments on and off the pitch that left me most puzzled by this unique individual, and in no particular order, here are the top five:

5. Phil Jones taking corner kicks

A phrase that became something of a summary of van Gaal's approach, this was one of the most unpredictable (and unwanted) tactics in the two seasons under the Dutchman. With plenty of talented players good enough to deliver a decent corner kick, van Gaal opted for defender Phil Jones, a player with little-to-no experience of delivering at set piece situations. Whether this was an attempt simply to puzzle the opposition or he genuinely believed he had finally found the right man to take corner kicks remains a mystery. Needless to say, the decision didn't last long, and fellow Dutchman Daley Blind was appointed to deliver corner kicks for the whole of the 2015/16 season.

4. Selling Robin van Persie and Javier Hernandez in the same transfer window

Whilst perhaps not the strangest decision, this is the one that angered me the most, as these two were my favourite United players. In the summer of 2015, Javier Hernandez returned to United after a season-long loan at Real Madrid, adding to our striker options after we had decided not to purchase loanee Radamel Falcao on a permanent basis. During this time, Robin van Persie was sold to Turkish club Fenebahce after suffering his weakest season at United, scoring only 10 goals in all competitions. Whilst I was sad to see him leave, I was pleased to see Hernandez get another chance in the team, making substitute appearances against Newcastle and Club Brugge. After missing a penalty kick against Brugge, Hernandez was almost instantly sold to Bayer Leverkusen, where he scored 26 goals in all competitions. To further rub salt in the wound, van Persie rediscovered his scoring touch (despite not appearing as regularly as he perhaps would have wanted), netting 20 goals.

3. Angel Di Maria = Striker?
United broke the British transfer record when exciting playmaker Angel Di Maria joined for £59.7million. Primarily a winger or centre-mid, Van Gaal decided that the best way to utilise this talent was to play him up-front, making Di Maria ineffective in any game he played in that position. Di Maria lost confidence and finished his first season at the club with 4 goals in all competitions. His United career came to a swift end upon refusing to join up with the team on a pre-season tour of the United States, and he was sold to Paris Saint-Germain soon after.

2. Super-sub Nick Powell
After a dismal display in the 2015/16 Champions League group stage, United had to deliver a massive performance in Germany against VfL Wolfsburg in their final match. It was a must win situation, and the game was a crazy affair, with United taking the lead only to eventually concede 3 goals, with the game finishing 3-2. In this must-win game, van Gaal gambled on youngster Nick Powell (who had only scored one goal for the club and was continuously sent on loan throughout his United career), replacing Juan Mata towards the end of the match. Whether Powell actually touched the ball in the game is lost on me and, to the surprise of everyone except van Gaal, he made no impact in the game. Such was the difficulty of Powell finding a place in the first team, that he was released by United upon expiry of his contract. 

1. Miss a penalty, back of the queue
If there's one tactic I expect Mourinho to never consider, it's this one. Robin van Persie, Wayne Rooney and Juan Mata all fell victim to van Gaal's methods of who takes penalty kicks, with the rule being that if you miss, the next in line takes your place. The penalty kick is one of the most nerve-wrecking situations for players and fans, but van Gaal thought it would be a good idea to increase that pressure by having this stupid system in place. Van Perise was the first victim, missing what would have levelled the score against West Brom in the 2014/15 season. That same campaign, Rooney missed against Liverpool, though United won the match thanks to two Juan Mata goals. The Spaniard enjoyed a good run from the spot, but eventually missed against FC Midtjylland in the Europa League. Most teams stick to one player taking penalties, but United have seen several players take them under van Gaal, with only Mata doing well under the Dutchman's management. Here's hoping Mourinho chooses one player to score from the spot. Someone like new signing Zlatan Ibrahimovic, perhaps?